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Fear: Thoughts Conjured Up by Obama and Martin Luther King Day

Monday, January 19th, 2009

 

 

Obama Doll near spot MLK was shot

Obama Doll near spot MLK was shot

I went to bed last night hopeful and woke up afraid this morning. What changed? Change changed. November 4th was a celebration. That was the day that America immediately began repairing its image in the world. It was also the moment that allowed us to hope for a better future. It was a moment in such stark contrast to any and every moment brought to us by George W. Bush that it made me among so many others shed a tear. But the gravity of the situation we are in hasn’t hit for everyone yet. This morning it hit me.

 

We are no longer celebrating like we were - at least we shouldn’be. Its time to get back to reality and the reality is frightening. The time since Nov. 4th has gone by so quickly and now its Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

Martin Luther is a man I respect greatly. He was a black man who spoke out against oppression at a time when black people were still considered second class citizens. Many don’t realize this. Even I find myself in disbelief sometimes. This was only around 50 years ago. Many people like to talk about it like they talk about the Civil War (A.K.A. the War of Northern Aggression  for you rednecks in denial) or the Revolutionary War - as if it were ancient history. But this sort of thing was going on in the 60’s!

MLK’s dream is being fulfilled every day. This isn’t necessarily all positive, though. The movement Martin Luther King was an integral part of also sparked backlash. There are hateful groups out there who idolize Hitler believing that the “White” race is superior to all others. In most cases like this I would just say “let them believe whatever they want”, but their beliefs aren’t the problem - its their actions. It was a racist who killed the reverent Martin Luther King Jr. A person of low intelligence, filled with fear leading to hate, who has been infected by the propaganda of the white supremacy movement.

These are people who have misplaced anger and fear. Many times something terrible has happened in their lives and their need for an explanation ultimately drives them to believe that a certain race of people are responsible. Speaking of being responsible, these people are anything but.

But this post isn’t about racism as much as it is about Obama. I had to go off on that tangent in order to connect to my next point.

 

I woke up afraid because of what happened to MLK. While we have come a long way from the 1960’s there are still White Supremacists and just plain racists out there. Some are crazy, and some are perfectly sane but both are capable of ending America’s dream of Hope before it begins. I don’t want to say the word… Assassination.

 

Assassination is something I fear. Of course there is stepped up security around Obama but all it takes is one bullet.  The fact that the Inauguration is the day after Martin Luther King Day makes me even more nervous. Its this coincidence that could really rile up the crazies. The little hamsters in their brains will start running on the wheel and they’ll muster up just enough brain power to create a thought then pervert that thought into a conspiracy theory. Then the conspiracy theory leads to a justification of the action.

We have to stop ignoring the gorilla in the room. There’s a higher risk of losing this president than any other. I was even a bit scared on election night when Barack was in Grant Park.

I think Obama will be good for this country. I think that race relations will get even better (as in some racists will tone it down and see the light). I think four years of Obama would get more done than sixteen years of Bush. I wish I could have dug into Bush in this post since its his last day but whatever. Lets all appreciate what we have in this new president and hope to God nothing happens to him.

(Photo from Boing Boing)

New Design!

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

I spent last night and some of today making the site more user friendly. I hope you like it. There are more changes to come but I figured it was imperative that the general design be up and running right away so that people would be able to use the site without having to squint or highlight text with their mouse to read it.

If the design looks kind of buggy (and you’ll know if it does- it’l look half way between the old design and a new design-it should have a white background and dark colored text) then you need to do something:

If the site looks buggy do this:

1-Delete your browser cache (you can do this 99% of the time from your preferences)

2-If you cant/don’t want to/don’t know how to delete the browser cache (which is totally safe) you’ll have to refresh the browser a bunch of times until things look right.

Sorry about the first design - I tried to code beyond my skill level. I hope you like the new design and that is user friendly and that it doesn’t make you want to leave the site due to bright colors and a busy look. Back to the real content tomorrow

-Bill

Militant Feminism - The Perversion of the Movement

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

A good liberal wouldn’t write this blog. But I’m not a good liberal. Conservatives (AKA, dumbasses), I am not siding with you either. I have found a happy medium on this subject. Here I’ve gone explaining myself without even telling you what I’m talking about. As you can guess from the blog title today’s topic  is Militant Feminism (sorry guys, I know Wednesday is all about songwriting but I had to get this off my chest. Maybe I’ll write a songwriting blog in the morning. Its 2AM right now).

I met a feminist. Feminism is great. Feminism is most certainly a good thing. But this feminist has taken it too far, and has taken it to heart. She turns everything you say into a slight against women.

Feminism is right to question gender stereotypes. I don’t think a feminist is crazy if she breaks gender stereotypes by not shaving her arm pits or her mustache. And let me make it clear, I am not making fun of feminism here. These things, albeit slightly gross, are part of feminism. I think women shouldn’t have to wear pink and other bright colors. They can wear flannel and work in steel mills and be CEOs and chop wood, play sports and go topless at the beach just like men. That last one does not fit into every feminists definition of feminism but its certainly one I would encourage.

Feminists are all about not being victimized. They hate the idea of women being victims and having to rely on men to rescue them as they do in so many movies, TV shows, and even fairy tales. See: Shrek, Rapunzel, aspects of Sarah Jessica Parker’s character on Sex in the City with Big, and the list goes on.

The feminist I met has taken these tenets to such an extreme that she has gone in a circle and ended up on the wrong side of the issue. I work with this woman. She is a bitch. Plain and simple. Yeah, I know, its not sensitive to feminists to call a woman a bitch. I guess its like calling a black person a nigger. But hey, guys are dicks and assholes, so why can’t a woman be a bitch? I think being called a female dog is better than being labelled as an ugly penis or an anus. But I digress.

This woman (who is constantly PMSing [LOL I keep on saying things that are so antifeminists, but I swear I'm all for it]) seems to end up as a victim every five minutes. While working in the kitchen at my job, people come through with heavy pieces of fryers and ovens that are very hot. Whenever a guy comes through at least one person always says “hot stuff, comin’ through!” and no one takes notice. When a woman comes through the same way the same phrase is spoken by at least one person. When Mrs. Feminist comes through and someone says that, she retorts “It figures you would say that to a female”. That makes me cringe. Fuck you, lady. Get over yourself. No one thinks she’s really “hot stuff”. In fact she is just the opposite. She’s hideous. And your a fuck if you try to say otherwise. If someone is ugly then they’re ugly - and if someone is REALLY ugly then they’re hideous. But back to this woman. She took that little quip so personally. The fact that she took it so personally doesn’t bother me as much the fact that when she asserts her feminism with these quips she says them in a manner that screams “I am educated and in a higher social class than you. You are uneducated white trash that is beneath me”. Someone so much better than the rest of us should be out there running the world, not sitting in a fast food joint unclogging a greasy drain. She needs to get over herself. I’m a smart guy, who has a bright future ahead of me. Once I finish with school I’ll be out there working a well paying job that I enjoy (people in IT tech and other programming type jobs, especially analysts, make pretty good money from what I’ve read). Even as it stands now I’m pretty accomplished. In fact I was just looking at my ACT scores today because I needed them to register for classes and I scored higher than 93% of those who took the test when I did - and thats nationwide. I went to Loyola ( and will be going back). I don’t say this because I want to make sure you know how awesome I am. I want to stress that I could go around with an attitude like hers but I don’t. When I talk to people I always treat them with respect so long as I get it in return. I see people my own age in there who have ended up working for this fast foot place as a career. I don’t think any less of them. These are people like me and everyone’s situation is different. We can’t all be brain surgeons. So why does this woman think she’s so great?

I saw her using a squeegee the wrong way and she was obviously having trouble. I went over to help her. I showed her  a better, more efficient way to get the water on the floor into the drain. Instead of being thankful she took it as an insult to women everywhere. She created a victim of herself. She took what I did as me saying “women can’t squeegee floors right, let a real man do it”. I wasn’t implying a women couldn’t do that job. I was certainly letting her know that SHE, as in this particular person regardless of gender, seemed to suck at what she was doing. I would have done the same to anyone. In fact I ended up correcting lots of people’s mistakes, mostly men’s by the way, because it just happens to be my job. But I’m not an ass about it. I just say something like “Hey, check this out. I’ll show you a faster/better/easier/whatever way to do this”.

Does feminism make you better than others? No. But I think this is a fad in her life. Kind of like how there’s those goth kids in high schools all over America. She wants to be a feminist and in her mind she is in an exclusive club that makes her better than anyone else. She has taken it upon herself to educate us imbeciles on how to treat feminists like her better than everyone else.

She has twisted feminism in the way some Evangelicals have twisted Christianity. When it comes to the other girls (I say girls because many are under 18) she doesn’t look out for them like a good feminist. She stares them down. She has an obvious distaste for them. Because they aren’t feminists like her they are lesser life forms. But rather than take it upon herself to talk to them, befriend them, and then lead them to gender equality in our workplace, she just stares down her nose at them because she wants to be the special one. She believes she is someone with special knowledge. The others can’t know what she knows because then she wouldn’t be better than the others. This is total perversion of feminism. Feminism should be brought to the masses. It should not be forced on them by any means. But the least she could do is let them know what she does. Explain what feminism is all about and tell them by what means feminists hope to gain gender equality. 

But she is not a feminist. No. No way. No how. If a real feminist saw her they would be disgusted. She is just a woman who was never popular in high school, has poor social interaction skills, and isn’t very attractive. She perverts feminism in an attempt to make herself feel good about herself. She’s a snotty bitch.

Feminism is a movement meant to advance the cause of gender equality. A good feminist talks to people with respect and educates them on how to be respected as an equal with men. It is definitely not about being better than other people because you are a part of a special club in your mind with secret knowledge only to be imparted upon the truly worthy. Feminism is a cause I support. Being a total bitch in the name of feminism is something I don’t support.

Fuck you, crazy bitch! How do you like that? I called you a bitch!

I’m a Paranoid Conservative Republican

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

p style=”clear: both”>Hello, My name is Betsy and Bill let me write his blog for him today. He needs to learn some morality and how to love his country so I guess I’ll tell you about myself and how I do everything right all the time always and no one else can correct me because I am right.br />br />I love God. I love God so much that I’m going to spell HIS name in all capitals from now on. Oh GOD! /p>p style=”clear: both”>I think that the media has a liberal bias. The facts do NOT have a liberal bias, its just that those reporters are so liberal, thats all!/p>p style=”clear: both”>I love that Sarah Palin don’t cha know and also too her kids also and also too also I pray to GOD to help fix her retard baby./p>p style=”clear: both”>I love America. America is the greatest country on the planet and if you don’t think so then you hate America and if you think another country does something better you also too hate America and you should go live in Russia you communist!/p>p style=”clear: both”>Barack Obama wasn’t born in the United States, don’tcha know! Also too he is a terrorist. He comes from a Muslim country and also too he is also a socialist too also and also too an atheist too as well as also a Muslim too./p>p style=”clear: both”>I fly a flag every day in front of my house because that makes me love my country./p>p style=”clear: both”>I follow all of GOD’s rules. I don’t kill babies. In fact, because GOD hates baby-killers I indoctrinate.. err.. umm.. I mean recruit… or wait… I find young enthusiastic young people who are also too Christians to volunteer to strap bombs to themselves and die for all the innocent babies while sending all the baby-killers to hell when they walk through the abortion clinic doors./p>p style=”clear: both”>The military loves America. Do you support the military? If you don’t support the way you hate the troops. You want the troops to die if you don’t support the war. Also too you are also a terrorist too if you don’t support the war./p>p style=”clear: both”>We Christians are not terrorists or extremists like those Muslims and here’s how: We believe that the end of days is upon us and that if we are to go to heaven we need there to be a war in Israel so we support Israel and make sure the government gives them all the weapons they want. With each new war around the world we are one step closer to Judgement Day! God speaks to out leader, George Bush, directly and he told George that HE wanted him to President! Isn’t that amazing? GOD speaks through me too sometimes. When that happens… oh wait, I think its about to happen, hang on…. here it comes…. blaga habalala nabalagaba soo soo urrr krek thooo sssspoooj spoojikaka yama lama gropoppy… Sorry, the LORD had me speaking in tongues there. Where was I now?/p>p style=”clear: both”>Oh yeah, Liberals are pussies. They always want to talk about stuff and make plans and study junk. Eff that S. We Republicans are take charge people. We went into the Eye Rack without enough troops because we knew GOD was on our side. GOD loves AMerica and thinks all other countries are heathens./p>p style=”clear: both”>Being a good Christian is hard sometimes. People really hate you. But those people have the devil in them. Especially thos homos! Homos are awful terrible disgusting people because they have AIDS and have sex in their butts and have sex with three or four or ten other men all at once. Its so ewey. Gross! Those people are going to hell. All they have to do is get saved. They just need to decide to be straight and go against every fiber of being in their body that tells them that being straight is natural for them and then commit suicide because they lived the worst biggest lie. Its better to kill yourself than to be a faggot!/p>p style=”clear: both”>–Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Betsy, the stereotypical Republican. Send all hate mail to her, I didn’t write this blog ;) /p>p style=”clear: both”>I would so love for some hardcore Christian as in Evangelical Republican read this blog. Just this post./p>p style=”clear: both”>Anyway, its Sunday, the other wildcard post day.br />br />/p>p style=”clear: both”>I am sick. Very sick. I feel like a turd on ice, whatever that means. I nod out all day long for some reason. I can be talking right to your face and just nod out. Its weird. I feel werid. The doctor’s office is being very cryptic with my blood work./p>p style=”clear: both”>Anyway, I’m a working man now and I’m also a schooling man too. Pretty soon I’ll be developing software and being a freelance web designer/programmer. I really love the design part of web languages but also the programming part too. I created my own PHP scripts to up date this site. When you go to the Felix pages and any other pages besides the blog and the Feed those are all run by scripts that retrieve information from a database. I even have an admin area that you’ll never see that allows me to log in and create, update, and delete the information on any page. And I wrote it all myself./p>p style=”clear: both”>Its a lot like art. Web design and programming is a very creative process. People think its only for super smart or just plain nerdy people. Its not. I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find that it attracts highly creative people./p>p style=”clear: both”>Seacrest, out!/p>br class=”final-break” style=”clear: both” />

Is Love Blind?

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Hey everyone. At the time of this writing it is Friday night but this post will appear Saturday afternoon. I got a job so I’m going to be very busy during the next few days.

Today, since Saturday and Sunday are wildcard days, I want to talk about love, relationships and all the sort of stuff that I hate to talk about. I have a character study you might find interesting.

I want to know if love is truly blind. If you are someone who has no problem getting the gorgeous girl and are accusomed to it, can love knock you on your ass and make you change your standars? Or did you just flirt too hard and now you got yourself all hot and bothered?

There are people out there who have the gift of charm. They don’t necessarily use it all the time or on purpose but on the rare occasion they do decide to charm someone purposefully the person being charmed never stands a chance.

I saw this happen today. This guy is usually very reserved and doesn’t go out with the intention of charming anyone. But today he found someone he couldn’t help but put the charm on. And by the way, once he put the charm on not only did his intended “victim” swoon but anyone in his path did as well. It was unbelievable. I observed and studied him very closely to try to figure out how exactly this whole process worked. I believe that when it was all over his charm came back to him with unintended consequences.

He was being trained for a job at the place I now work at. I noticed that when he first came in he wasn’t pleased to be there. He was surrounded by employees who couldn’t have been over 9 years old or so it looked. He had an attitude and became even more smug when he met his supervisor. But then something was triggered in him. All of the sudden it was as if he couldn’t help but try to win over his boss (who wasn’t much older than him if she was at all). He obviously wasn’t trying to make her attracted to him but only wanted to gain favor with her in order to make his time at work a little easier. He obviously got more than he bargained for.

As his boss explained things to him and the other new employees he asked her questions and somehow was able to make it seem as though they were work-related while still extracting personal information from her. It was like he had this all planned out. But he didn’t. It was obvious by the expression that crossed his face for only a split second that some kind of instinct had been activated within him. A latent program for seducing anyone he pleased. Rather than panicking on the inside he decided to go with it, and thats when the trouble started.

Within a frame of a couple of hours he had managed to become as close as two old friends with his boss. She struggled to appear as an authority figure to him and spoke to him as an equal. His charm morphed into subtle flirtation and she responded in kind, getting quite close to him and gazing, not staring or looking, directly into his eyes as she spoke. She would talk with him in a quiet tone, forcing the two of them to get close, seperately from the other trainees yet still right in front of them, often brushing against his leg or touching his arm as she spoke.

She had come in from Florida to help open the new store they worked at and would only be there for a couple of months. She quickly started to move the hours old relationship from an at-work setting to an out of work and personal setting. She tested the waters by asking him what he knew about the Chicago area wanting suggestions and quite obviously hoping he would offer to escort her on a tour of what is arguable the greatest city in America if not the world. They made plans to go ice skating on the frozen over streets once the storm from she learned about on TV arrived.

The two of them had gotten closer than I have ever seen two people get in such a short time. They developed a relationship that showed the maturity of months within hours. When the shift was over and everyone had gone him this guy wasn’t able to leave what happened at work, well, at work. As hard as he tried he couldn’t shake the encounter and brought it with him into his personal life. He was confused. The girl was cute. But she wasn’t what he was used to. She wasn’t that girl in the room that made everyone turn their head and stare. She did have an intangible quality he couldn’t put out of his mind. Her personality shone like the light of a thousand white hot suns and all of the sudden he regretted trying to make nice with his boss.

Sorry for the lame whit hot sun metaphor but I’m tired and can’t think straight. Haven’t slept in a few days plus I’m sick. But anyway, this whole story with this guy begs the question: Is love blind? Obviously it is. Or in this case it is. This is a guy who could have anyone he wanted but was suddenly knocked on his ass by an average, unremarkable but not ugly looking girl with a personality that outshone her appearance by far. This guy has never been shallow. But he has been lucky enough to get girls who are the best of both worlds. He told me that he’s glad she’s only in town for a couple months. He figures that if something develops he has an escape built right into the relationship and if something doesn’t come of this wildly flirtatious encounter then he can put it out of his mind quickly. What I am trying to understand is why he is so confused. He can’t tell me of course. If he could tell me then he obviously wouldn’t be so confused. So what can be the deal? Is it that she’s not America’s Next Top Model? Personally, I think this girl is pretty. There’s nothing ugly about her at all. Maybe he’s just afraid of relationships period. Its been a while for him. Maybe it was how fast the whole thing developed. Or maybe this guy just likes her. Crushes do crazy things to people, especially unintentional ones. Personally, I think it was the crazy flirting that was going on. I mean, I saw him put on the charm but I also saw how surprised he was when she started getting up real close to him in his space. They were talking pretty quietly at times, so quietly in fact that they had to get up right next to each other in order to hear. And the brushing probably didn’t help. I could see how that just knocked him on his ass. Ladies, please understand the power of brushing up against a guy. Especially when you come up to say something to him and you brush your breasts against his arm. I saw that stuff happening and I just laughed inside and rooted for the guy.

Songwriting Tips from a Guy Who’s Done it for Years

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

I hope you guys enjoyed last night’s double post. Here’s another! It seems I’m just pumping them out since I finished the new site.

Anyway, today is Wednesday and according to the schedule I set for the blog that means today’s post should be a “how-to” related post.

Every Wednesday night end up going out to the Ashbary in Willow Springs (in the suburbs of Chicago) and playing at their open mic night. In light of that I think its fitting that I write an article on how to write a song.

Introduction

There are a few things you should know before you write a song. A lot of people are afraid to write songs or if they write them they are afraid to perform them. To those people let me say this:

Songwriting is not hard. Songwriting does not require talent. There’s this myth out there that songwriters and performers have this certain intangible quality that the rest of us don’t have. They don’t. Songwriting is 1% talent and 99% hard work.

Songwriting Myths

Songwriting is a skill, not a gift or talent. Some people are better than others but I’m willing to bet that those who are better than the others have practiced much longer. When I say songwriting is a skill I mean it in the sense that it takes skill to play sports. And you get better at songwriting the same way you get better at sports.

I’m not telling anyone to exactly what I’m going to tell you. These are rough guidelines. Try them out and take what you need. Now you probably play an instrument if you want to write a song or you may just be learning an instrument. It doesn’t matter how good you are at your instrument, you can still write a good song. Your songs will get better as you practice your instrument and songwriting. In my case I ended up teaching myself guitar. I learned all the open chords, power chords, and those other kind whose name escapes me at the moment (haha, that doesn’t make me look a good teacher). I didn’t touch scales for years. In fact I rarely use scales to this day even after I learned them. I’m an average guitar player. I know how to play. Average is good. I got here by teaching myself. If you find that your music isn’t progressing like you want it to because of your skill level, by all means take lessons. I went to Columbia College for a short time after my stint at Loyola and took only music classes. It was there where I learned scales and other standard methods and practices. Even though I still remember what I learned I don’t use a lot of it. That’s why I’m telling you to cherry pick in your learning. Try something out and see if you can use it. You don’t have to have the skills of Eddie Van Halen to be a good songwriter.

The Process

Setting up your Space

Ok, so now you’re sitting down in the place you reserve for songwriting. You did reserve yourself a space, didn’t you? Its important to have a place you can sit down, relax and concentrate in. Some people like distractions while they work. I like to have a lot of things going on around me while I work on something. The one exception to that is songwriting though. But if you are one those who like background noise or whatever, get a TV, a computer or whatever you enjoy in your space. I can’t speak to that method so I’ll let you figure it out. If you’re someone who like quiet I can help you. You need to have a space clear of clutter. There should be no distractions while you sit down to write your song. No cell phones, TVs, computers, or even stray paperwork around. When I first started out I set up a space in my parent’s basement which was unfinished and certainly not inviting in any way. I taped a collage of pictures on one of the walls, set up some spare couches in a square, laid down rugs, set up a few coffee tables that were laying around and voila! I had myself a nice writing/recording space.

Your space should not only be comfortable, quiet, and uniquely yours, it should also set the mood. An office cubicle can be neat, tidy, and uniquely your own but its not a good place to write a song. If you have a space thats nice and clean but doesn’t set the mood you might as well be in that cubicle. Candles are a good way to set the mood. Consider the colors in your space. What kind of vibe do they give off? Pastel green and blue have always been colors that inspire me creatively. What are your colors?

Inspiration

The first hurdle to songwriting is always the hardest to mount. Inspiration is something that can stop you before you even start. You’ve set up your writing environment and now you’re sitting down with your instrument and suddenly you have no idea where to start. Its important to go into writing with a subject in mind. This rule applies only if you are sitting down with the intention of writing a song. Now there are times when I sit down to just play guitar-not write a song- and suddenly inspiration strikes. Thats fine, but inspiration is not going to smack you over the head. If you wait for inspiration you’ll never write any songs. Especially when you first start out. So how do you go into writing with a subject? It seems like a question that shouldn’t have to be asked but its actually very valid. I know from experience that coming in with a subject in mind is easier said than done. A good idea is look to your past. Pass up all the boring stuff and focus on times of heightened emotion. Think of what happened today, last week, last month, last year, and ten years ago. There’s also the option of using something external for your subject. What I mean by external is that you should listen closely to the radio and figure out what the songs you’re listening to are about. Can you relate? Then write a song about it. Even talk radio is a great source of inspiration. You don’t have to write songs about yourself or others. You can write a political song. You can write a song about an awesome piece of furniture you saw at IKEA. I want to go with the example of the piece of furniture for a minute. Sometimes when writing a song about the most random things (like a piece of furniture) you wind up with a great song. This is because you have to work hard to make it interesting. The harder your brain is working the better your song will come out.

Remember this: Inspiration is not something that comes from outside ourselves and knocks us on our ass every now and then. Inspiration is something you have to work for. Inspiration comes from thought processes - not sitting on your ass waiting to be inspired. I cannot stress this enough- if you wait around for inspiration you will never become a songwriter. And if you do you’ll be terrible.

The Music

Alright, so now you have a subject in mind and you’re ready to write your song. But how

Me during my first gig

Me during my first gig

does the music go? This is another problem songwriters have. If you’re new to your instrument its probably even harder. In terms of your playing there are a few important things to remember:

 

  • Don’t play anything you can’t play - What I mean is that if you’re trying incorporate that awesome chord your favorite rock star uses in your favorite song but you have a hard time playing it almost to the point where you can’t, the don’t. Play what you can. If you can’t play that special chord then use another. You will only end up frustrating yourself and giving up otherwise
  • Do experiment with new chords and sounds - this seems somewhat contradictory to the first point and maybe it is. You should definitely learn new chords, techniques, and playing methods. You should absolutely try to incorporate them into your songs. But if you need more work on anything and to use it in the song would harm the quality of the song then don’t use it. Practice it all you can but don’t use it in your song. Struggling through a song will frustrate you and there is a good chance you will give up on the song.

That said, I’ll take you through my method. I sit down and start strumming some chords. Random chords. I play whatever my hand decides to play. I basically just put chords together at random and experiment to see how certain things sound together. Some people advocate for writing in certain keys and using music theory to write a song methodically. Because I am self taught I don’t do it that way. I had been playing guitar for 8 years when I took Jazz Guitar in college. At that point I just didn’t want to change how I did things. If you want to go the music theory route then I suggest buying the book “The Songwriting Sourcebook” by Rikky Rooksby. I have it and I think its an indispensible book for any guitar player from beginner to expert. I still use it every now and then even though I don’t go the music theory route. To be clear though, knowledge of music theory is not necessary to a good songwriter… at first. As you progress you will naturally start to get into music theory and end up learning it without trying. I happened to me.  I definitely don’t follow the tenants of theory stricly and thats what I want to stress. You can do it without knowledge of theory. I don’t want to repeat myself so I’ll go on…
 

The Lyrics

Lyrics aren’t hard. People make too big a deal over lyrics. Don’t be a pansy and puss out right at the lyrics part. Its quick and painless, I promise.

First off think of your subject. Now your lyrics should tell a story about that subject. Say you’re writing a song about Mary. It may go like this:

Mary, Mary,
She was so hairy
She had a little lamb
but he didn’t want to get married
etc., etc.

See what I did there. This certainly isn’t good work by me but it’ll do for this example. My subject was Mary. I thought about her. What did she look like? Who did she hang out with? What’s going on in her life? Well she’s a hairy chick who had a little lamb that didn’t want to marry her. She wanted to marry a lamb because no other guy would date her due to the hair growing on her body. Sure Mary and her Little Lamb have another song but I added to the story. You can use that idea if you want (not that I think anyone will). Thats how you write lyrics. Its easy. There are some things you should avoid while writing a song. Cliches are one of them This post is pretty long anyway so I’m not about to make a list of them but you can find some herehere, and here. Some cliches are alright in moderation. It all depends on usage. If you use them right then you’ll have no problems. 

Sometimes you just can’t think of any lyrics and you need some time to think. In those cases I advise you not to stop writing. In those cases use filler lyrics. Filler lyrics are junk lyrics. You use them just keep the flow of the song going until you can replace them. They don’t need to be good or make any sense. They allow you to finish a song without having to stop in the middle. In many cases your filler lyrics may become part of the final lyrics. Its happened to me and thats just fine. There are a ton of hit songs that were written with filler lyrics that were never replaced.

Song Structure

At this point you have your subject, a few riffs, and a good idea about what the lyrics will be. Now you need to structure your song. There’s no right way to do it. Just diferent ways. Songs have these parts called the verse, chorus, and bridge. Verse, chorus, and bridge are the pillars. But they don’t all need to appear in the same song. Remember what I said about the right way to do it. Think of the verse chorus and bridge as suggestions. There are also a few other sub-parts called intro, pre-chorus,  and others that are beyond the scope of this guide.  There are a number of different ways to structure these parts into a complete song. Right now we’re going to call the intro “a”, the verse “A”, pre-chorus “b”, chorus “B” and bridge “C”. A few days ago I wrote a song with an “aABABCAa” structure. Yes, I used the intro as my outro. Here some basics:

  • ABABCB
  • ABABCAB
  • aAABABCAB
  • aAbABCAB
  • … and a ton of other combinations

 

Those are some of my tips. Just remember that talent = hard work and inspiration=thinking really hard. There is no intangible quality that makes us songwriters different than anyone else. Anyone of any skill level can do it. If you’re an conscious human being then you can write a great song. Have fun everyone!

And don’t forget I’m playing at the Ashbary tonight. Check out the shows page in the Felix section of this site.

What Makes a Racist Tick?

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Obama got elected and on November 5th, 2008 all the major news organizations were flapping their jaw-holes screaming, whispering, talking flatly, uttering, pontificating, blathering, and asking the most retarded question in the history of questions; is America now a post-racial country? NO! No freaking way! Not even close. There are portions of us that are. Mainly liberals (not Democrats, but LIBERALS) and the younger generation. The younger generation being, lets see, I’d say those born between 1975 and now. But the majority of Americans and America in general are racist.

Racism is probably the hardest prejudice we will have to overcome. Even harder to overcome than the prejudice toward homosexuals. Because in America we have something called institutionalized racism. Institutional racism as the name implies is racism that is embedded into public bodies like schools or employment, banks and loan agreements, etc. It is usually very subtle in its instantiation thus no one really sees it and thinks that the “blacks” or “jews” or “gays” or “insert minority here” are just whining. Often times when you hear someone saying that a certain group is just lazy and needs to work hard and stop complaining they are talking about a situation where institutional racism is involved but they don’t see it. For example, when the Social Security Act was passed it excluded domestic and agricultural workers. Big deal right? Thats a small segment of the population right? Well who were/are those workers? They are asian, african american, and mexican primarily. Standardized testing is another example. Minorities don’t score lower because they aren’t intelligent. The tests are biased toward the white middle class. But the average person doesn’t know or doesn’t believe this and this leads to thinking that certain minorities are stupid and/or lazy. This type of racism affects health care and AIDS intervention and services in particular. Minority neighborhoods tend to get less that adequate health care and education leading to more cases of AIDS and other health problems among these groups. Back to education. School funding is tied to property taxes in their surrounding areas. Low income minority areas tend to get older edition worn out books while white middle class neighborhoods get new books. I’ve seen this myself. My high school had the latest edition books every school year. Education funding should be the same for everyone. It is absolutely unjust, not unfair but UNJUST, to give those with more money better education. Education should empower those in poverty to rise out of it but our system in the US promotes the wealthy getting everything they want and more while those who don’t have a lot of money get substandard quality in almost all aspects of public care.

I was with a family member of mine today and as we drove past a black man in the WalMart parking lot (WalMart is a piece of shit corporation too - more on that in another post) he said to me “Why do I not like negroes?” That question bothered me. Because I’ve seen this person interact with black people and befriend some of them in the business he runs. Yet he commonly calls them niggers or negroes and says some pretty derogatory things about them. Why? was the question and I wanted to answer it. I don’t really know. Maybe it was his upbringing. Maybe it was the media. Maybe it is the ignorance to institutional racism or maybe its all of the above. Whatever it is it isn’t right.

There is no reason to hate or even dislike someone based on race gender religious beliefs or sexual orientation. I am even guilty of prejudice at times. But I know why I am. I am aware of how the culture promotes racism so that isn’t it. Its my upbringing. I need to remember my own words in this post and whenever this family member says something racist I need to remember my beliefs and not let myself fall into the trap of blaming the victim.

The United States wanted to put racism behind it on November 5th, but me and others like me won’t let the US declare a false victory. Racism will be stamped out. It will unfortunately take more than a black president to put it behind us but thats okay. I’d rather see it go the right way than to have the media just push it under the rug like they tried the day after the election.


The web is Awesome!

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

…and not just because of the porn!

Alright, a few quick things:

1 (one) - This blog will, for the most part, go back to its original format of me talking out of my ass about the topics of the day and other random topics that I am in no way an authority on.

2 (two) - There are three (3) sites you need to visit in order to get the most out of this site. They are my three tumblrs.

I discovered tumblr.com and I love it. Its like a blog but not. It forces you to be very concise but not as concise as you’d have to be on twitter.

I have three tumblogs.

The first version2point1 is dedicated to updates on the site I am working on. I will still be posting updates on the progress on this blog but only for major changes. To see the day to day progress of the site visit version2point1.

The second is felixandfriends. Again, there will be posts on this blog updating the world on all thing Felix but only big news like a new show or anything thats not really day to day stuff. If you’re at all interested in if I recorded a new song today or if I may have a show coming up visit felixandfriends. It will most likely contain anything new concerning the music there before its even mentioned here. New music will be posted there before anywhere, etc.

The third is billonstuff. This is where I’ll post funny stuff I find online and generally things that don’t belong on this blog. Its like a home for out of place stuff.

See the links in the right hand sidebar where it says blogroll? Its a good idea to visit them. I will be posting to them frequently on all sorts of subjects. The fun thing about blogging is that you get to chat with some cool people. I’ve already met some cool strangers. The links in the sidebar are ways to get in touch with me. We can be friends while still being strangers. Seriously though, check out the links (except for Nancy Goldfarb, I’m taking that one down). If you only visit a couple I recommend twitter and the tumblrs, but I seriously do post to them all as often as I can. I take out time each week to check them all out and then in between I visit them individually.

So thats all for now. Just wanted to alert you to the many extensions ‘to the Left of Bill’ has to offer. And when I get the new site up and running I’ll still be using them and actually incorporating a few of those links into the site itself. Stay tuned.


What do you want for Christmas?

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

I feel obliged to write about Christmas today. It is after all Christmas Eve and everyone’s thoughts have turned away from politics, current events, entertainment, music (which is really a part of entertainment), and I’m sure no one except me is thinking about programming. All thoughts are turning instead to Christmas type things - presents, religious traditions, family and friends, how your lights outside keep on going out, etc.

I have two questions for everyone. Leave a comment and let me know:
What are you thankful for this Christmas and what do you want for Christmas?

I have a lot to be thankful for this Christmas. This will be my first sober Christmas in about three years. I recently was lucky to acquire the strength to ask for help in my addiction to heroin. I lost everything to that addiction. My job, money, family, respect, health, and independence all went to hell. I did gain a few things from it though - debt, a felony charge, and a pretty ankle bracelet that alerts the court if I drink. But I can’t complain. I found myself in sobriety and my life is better than it ever was. I believe that to truly be happy you must have the experience of hitting bottom. I am thankful for my sobriety. I am thankful for the fact that my family supports me again.

There are a few things I’d like for Christmas. I’d like to go back to school to study programming. I’d like to get some web space to host my new site. I want more opportunities to perform my music. I love open mic on Wednesdays but I’d like to go back out and perform for paying crowds like I did back three or four years ago before the drugs really took hold. Maybe some recording equipment would be nice as I sold the nice equipment I used to have. A job would be ideal. Especially working for CakePHP. Thats pretty much all I want.

What are you thankful for this Christmas?
and…
What do you want for Christmas?

Let me know.

Merry Christmas,

-Bill

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Nancy Goldfarb Thinks (about homosexuality a little too much for a straight person)

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

If you look in my links section you’ll see a link to a blog by a woman by the name of Nancy Goldfarb. She has views that are exactly opposite of my own. But thats no reason not to read her blog. Dissenting points of view are welcome in my world. I probably won’t agree most of the time but I certainly am interested in opposing views.

I commented on one of her articles saying that homosexuality is prevalent in 5% of all populations - animal and human. This is her response.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. It hurts no one. Gays want the same rights every other minority has been afforded and now there is a group of people (mostly Christians unfortunately) who want to take rights away from them. The nation’s constitution as well as every state’s constitution has only afforded people rights. Never until prop 8 has a constitution actually taken rights away from a protected group. And this is being done in the name of religion and this is being done for a variety of reasons. To defend marriage. So that children won’t be confused. Because someone cherry picked passages from the bible that they interpret to mean homosexuality is… bad for lack of a better word.

If a gay couple’s marriage somehow harms your marriage then you have another problem altogether. This marriage defense is total bull. The definition of marriage has changed many times over the course of human history. It used to be acceptable to buy your wife. It was common at one time to marry many wives. Marriage itself didn’t come about until middle ages. And these days marriage is not a religious practice. Its part of the laws of the state. You can have a priest marry you live on TV during the super-bowl with millions of witnesses and it wouldn’t count. You have to file the correct papers with the state. So since this actually a legal argument its clear that gays should be afforded the right to marry. But the anti-gay movement wants to define the argument in religious terms because they get more traction that way. Don’t be fooled. As long as you have to go into city hall to get married its a legal matter. Now as far as I know the law applies to those who are gay, straight, black, or white. If gays can’t get married under the law like anyone else then no one should be able to get married. These people who rail against gay marriage are just like those in the past who were against blacks and whites (or even asians, latinos, or whomever) getting married. Its straight up prejudice and there’s no excuse for it. The religious argument against gay marriage is crap as well. Your beliefs do no give you the right to persecute a group of people. Face it. Gays cannot and will not be “cured”. They are all around you. They work with you, ride the subway with you, they are customers, employees, brothers, sisters, musicians, actors, newspaper writers, entrepreneurs. They are everywhere and you probably interact with one or more homosexuals every day without knowing.

If one were to think rationally they would come to the conclusion that homosexuality is in no way threatening to anyone or any institution. I think that those that are so passionate about taking away homosexuals’ right to marry should find out what being gay is all about. These people are fed stereotypes and then form negative opinions of homosexuality. Let me clear a few things up. I’m not gay, but I lived with a gay roommate in college and did some research.

Homosexuals are no more promiscuous as heterosexuals
Gays are not trying to indoctrinate your children
Homos generally don’t go around doing drugs and sharing needles
etc..

I don’t know what else to say except that these are people just like you and me. You wouldn’t know they were gay unless you asked.

This hatred is irrational. This idea of extending every right to every group then extend all right except the right to marry to homosexuals is irrational. Take the time to find out the truth behind the stereotypes.

I see this hate speech almost every day. Its sad. I feel so bad that people go around hating other people because they don’t understand them or simply don’t want to understand them.