To the Left of Bill

Homos, homos, everywhere. And a lot of people hate them. I have an unhealthy obsession with defending the honor of gay people. I’m sure they don’t need me to speak on their behalf. In fact how could any straight person speak on their behalf. That would be like the NCAA being run by a white guy. But anyway, its political theater Tuesday so I have a few things to talk about today, not just gay people. So no comprehensive post on one subject today. Instead I’ll be touching on a lot of subjects.

Last night I caught a bit of Bullshit O’Reilly’s show. He was talking “covering” Bush’s final press conference that happened yesterday. You’ll be surprised at what pissed me off. I didn’t get mad at the way he usually talks over anyone who doesn’t agree with him and gives more airtime to guests he agrees with even if he has two guests debating each other at once. I didn’t get mad at the usual propaganda/indoctrination consisting of labeling anyone against the war unpatriotic or America haters. I also didn’t get mad when he referred to sound economic advice as “a form of socialism” adding that the Democrats are Marxists. What I took issue with was a comment he made concerning Bush’s press conference. He talked about how Bush admitted making mistakes while implying that Bush shouldn’t have apologized because he couldn’t foresee the current trouble we’re in. Thats totally retarded. Its his job to anticipate problems. Furthermore Billo reinforced the idea that Bush inherited a recession. Bull. Shit. He created a recession. And if he wants to talk about things he inherited how about talking about the budget surplus he inherited and promptly squandered.

And what’s this crap about him keeping us safe? He boasts about not having been attacked since 9/11. That is nothing to be proud of. First off, he had plenty of time to act on what occurred that day. He had the intelligence reports warning him about this in August of 2001. I mean, what the hell? Was 9/11 a gimme? As far as I know, you don’t get a do-over when things like that happen.

But all this isn’t what made me mad while watching Bullshit O’Reilly. I come to expect these sort of lies (and that’s what they are, lies, there is no other word for them. I will not use euphemisms on this one because they don’t apply here) from his show. The kicker was when Bill O’Reilly declared that he has had many disagreements with George Bush. I almost dies laughing. That’s a tactic that Republicans use when they cross the line and start sounding way too fanatical. Every prominent Republican has used that line (especially on shows like O’Reilly’s and conservative talk radio) in order to avoid looking like an extreme fanatic that worships a doctrine instead of letting reason and logic guide them as well as to make them seem objective. I dare anyone to find a clip or transcript or anything proving that Hannity, the Golfer, O’Reilly, or any other prominent conservative talker has disagreed with Bush on anything. I don’t want to see instances where they think a certain measure needs to be taken further (there are plenty of those but they still support the idea in principal in those cases). If you can find me any instance of this you can write my next blog and it can be about any moronic conservative idea you want. I won’t even edit it. And it will stay here forever.

On the to gay rights. I hate people who say people choose to be gay. To those people I ask why? What do they gain? Why would someone choose to be gay with people like you in the world? These people point to pseudoscientific studies that prove their point and then call any substantive scientific evidence to the contrary pseudoscience just I call their science the same thing.

There has been research that shows gay men’s pituitary gland is formed differently than straight men’s. There is also a study that is very odd. The research examined people’s ring fingers in comparison to their index finger. Those people with ring fingers longer than their index finger got lots of testosterone in the womb. How much is dependent upon how much longer the ring finger is in comparison to the index finger. Those with longer ring fingers tend to be more aggressive. It has been shown that women with longer ring fingers are more likely to be gay than those with index fingers the same length or longer than their ring fingers. The study isn’t as conclusive with men. But it makes sense that if a lot of testosterone in the womb enlarges the ring finger then women with more testosterone in them will be more likely to partner with women. How’s that for scientific evidence Nancy Goldfuck. You can look the study up yourself. I heard about it on the radio. They said where you can find it but I forgot.

Now on to Sarah Palin. Her daughter is an unwed mother and high school drop out and her boyfriend is the same. This woman raised a child that did this and she wants to be president? First learn to manage your family, Suzy Homemaker. This woman needs to shut up. She blames everyone else for how bad the campaign… no, excuse me, she blames everyone for how bad she was in interviews and throughout the campaign including that prank call from Nicolas Sarcozy (spelling?) and never takes responsibility herself. By doing this she is making herself look even worse. She wants the presidency for all the wrong reasons. She is in love with herself. She could care less about the country. She just wants people to adore her. Having her as president is a scary prospect. And its not because shes a Republican. The woman didn’t even know what the job of the Vice President is. She couldn’t name a book, newspaper or magazine until weeks later on the campaign trail when she made a remark about a newspaper article about Obama’s relationship with Bill Eyeres (spelling?). Funny thing about that is the newspaper article she referenced was over two years old. Was she catching up or something? How the hell did she get a newspaper that was over two years old?

The woman is an idiot. I’m gonna totally gonna get hate comments for what I’m about to say next but I can’t stop myself… I can see where the gene for her baby’s condition came from.