Posts Tagged ‘sarah’

On the Topic of Politics Everywhere

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Homos, homos, everywhere. And a lot of people hate them. I have an unhealthy obsession with defending the honor of gay people. I’m sure they don’t need me to speak on their behalf. In fact how could any straight person speak on their behalf. That would be like the NCAA being run by a white guy. But anyway, its political theater Tuesday so I have a few things to talk about today, not just gay people. So no comprehensive post on one subject today. Instead I’ll be touching on a lot of subjects.

Last night I caught a bit of Bullshit O’Reilly’s show. He was talking “covering” Bush’s final press conference that happened yesterday. You’ll be surprised at what pissed me off. I didn’t get mad at the way he usually talks over anyone who doesn’t agree with him and gives more airtime to guests he agrees with even if he has two guests debating each other at once. I didn’t get mad at the usual propaganda/indoctrination consisting of labeling anyone against the war unpatriotic or America haters. I also didn’t get mad when he referred to sound economic advice as “a form of socialism” adding that the Democrats are Marxists. What I took issue with was a comment he made concerning Bush’s press conference. He talked about how Bush admitted making mistakes while implying that Bush shouldn’t have apologized because he couldn’t foresee the current trouble we’re in. Thats totally retarded. Its his job to anticipate problems. Furthermore Billo reinforced the idea that Bush inherited a recession. Bull. Shit. He created a recession. And if he wants to talk about things he inherited how about talking about the budget surplus he inherited and promptly squandered.

And what’s this crap about him keeping us safe? He boasts about not having been attacked since 9/11. That is nothing to be proud of. First off, he had plenty of time to act on what occurred that day. He had the intelligence reports warning him about this in August of 2001. I mean, what the hell? Was 9/11 a gimme? As far as I know, you don’t get a do-over when things like that happen.

But all this isn’t what made me mad while watching Bullshit O’Reilly. I come to expect these sort of lies (and that’s what they are, lies, there is no other word for them. I will not use euphemisms on this one because they don’t apply here) from his show. The kicker was when Bill O’Reilly declared that he has had many disagreements with George Bush. I almost dies laughing. That’s a tactic that Republicans use when they cross the line and start sounding way too fanatical. Every prominent Republican has used that line (especially on shows like O’Reilly’s and conservative talk radio) in order to avoid looking like an extreme fanatic that worships a doctrine instead of letting reason and logic guide them as well as to make them seem objective. I dare anyone to find a clip or transcript or anything proving that Hannity, the Golfer, O’Reilly, or any other prominent conservative talker has disagreed with Bush on anything. I don’t want to see instances where they think a certain measure needs to be taken further (there are plenty of those but they still support the idea in principal in those cases). If you can find me any instance of this you can write my next blog and it can be about any moronic conservative idea you want. I won’t even edit it. And it will stay here forever.

On the to gay rights. I hate people who say people choose to be gay. To those people I ask why? What do they gain? Why would someone choose to be gay with people like you in the world? These people point to pseudoscientific studies that prove their point and then call any substantive scientific evidence to the contrary pseudoscience just I call their science the same thing.

There has been research that shows gay men’s pituitary gland is formed differently than straight men’s. There is also a study that is very odd. The research examined people’s ring fingers in comparison to their index finger. Those people with ring fingers longer than their index finger got lots of testosterone in the womb. How much is dependent upon how much longer the ring finger is in comparison to the index finger. Those with longer ring fingers tend to be more aggressive. It has been shown that women with longer ring fingers are more likely to be gay than those with index fingers the same length or longer than their ring fingers. The study isn’t as conclusive with men. But it makes sense that if a lot of testosterone in the womb enlarges the ring finger then women with more testosterone in them will be more likely to partner with women. How’s that for scientific evidence Nancy Goldfuck. You can look the study up yourself. I heard about it on the radio. They said where you can find it but I forgot.

Now on to Sarah Palin. Her daughter is an unwed mother and high school drop out and her boyfriend is the same. This woman raised a child that did this and she wants to be president? First learn to manage your family, Suzy Homemaker. This woman needs to shut up. She blames everyone else for how bad the campaign… no, excuse me, she blames everyone for how bad she was in interviews and throughout the campaign including that prank call from Nicolas Sarcozy (spelling?) and never takes responsibility herself. By doing this she is making herself look even worse. She wants the presidency for all the wrong reasons. She is in love with herself. She could care less about the country. She just wants people to adore her. Having her as president is a scary prospect. And its not because shes a Republican. The woman didn’t even know what the job of the Vice President is. She couldn’t name a book, newspaper or magazine until weeks later on the campaign trail when she made a remark about a newspaper article about Obama’s relationship with Bill Eyeres (spelling?). Funny thing about that is the newspaper article she referenced was over two years old. Was she catching up or something? How the hell did she get a newspaper that was over two years old?

The woman is an idiot. I’m gonna totally gonna get hate comments for what I’m about to say next but I can’t stop myself… I can see where the gene for her baby’s condition came from.

Palin’s Daughter Gives Birth to a Beautiful Unwanted Child

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

Its always the people who shouldn’t procreate who are against abortion and women’s rights. Palin’s daughter has now given birth to a beautiful clean slate that will undoubtedly be indoctrinated into the conservative movement.

What will the boy be called? Will she follow in her mother’s footsteps and give him some random off the wall name? How about Mistake? Mistake Palin. That has a ring to it. I know, I’m being cruel. I do feel sorry for the daughter. Listening to that nails-on-a-chalkboard like voice of her mother’s must be awful. What’s worse is the father of the child. Have you seen his MySpace? I think they took it down now but its basically your typical high school idiot jock mixed with some stereotypical hillbilly flavor. The guy has balls for brains.

I hope Willow’s kid turns out gay. It would serve them right. Try to tell us its a choice then!

I wonder who payed for the hospital? I bet you anything Palin charged it to the state like she does with anything from wiping her ass to living in her own home.

Thats all. I’m done. I have no more insults for the Palin family.


More proof of Palin’s Idiocy

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

This woman who may be a heartbeat away from the presidency is a total retard. It is more scary than funny. First off, her staff totally fucked up. But that doesn’t excuse this. There are so many clues that this is a scam its scary she didn’t pick up on it. This guy refers to famous Canadian singers and celebrities as heads of state and it goes right over her head. She should at least know who’s in charge of Canada. And even beside that, to be so naive to believe that the president of France would say some of the things he said is ridiculous. Even the accent gives it away. It sounded like she was humoring him. That should have been the biggest clue. When Sarah Palin the retard is humoring someone else then you know something is up. Here is the video.

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If you still aren’t voting for Barack then you deserve the other retards you vote for. If after this you’re still making excuses for this ticket then you really need to be thinned from the herd.

Palin is retarded

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Why does Sarah Palin bring her children everywhere she goes?

Because when she leaves them home they get pregnant! (Budum CHI!)

This woman is so stupid she doesn’t know what her job description is. And despite what she says the section of the constitution that describes the role of the vice president is NOT open for interpretation. Article 1, section 3 is pretty explicit. Nothing nuanced about it.

I agree with Matt Damon that the prospect of this woman being in the white House is scary.

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I must admit though, every time she opens her mouth it lifts my mood. Because she’s hilarious. Not on purpose but because she’s so clueless.

This next clip conjures up images in my head of a giant Vladimir Putin head just floating over Alaska and there’s Sarah Palin on her front lawn saying “I warned you guys. Now will you admit I really do have foreign policy experience?”.
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Here the Governer explains to us that Alaska is not a foreign country… then gets tackled by Terry Tate.
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In this clip she explains her position on abortion. She says she’s “pro-life”. As if the rest of us are pro-death. Like we want to kill babies. Her position on this enrages me so much I can’t sit here and explain why she’s wrong. All I can say is that people like her are all for the “life of the child” but its alright to kill adults by lethal injection, the electric chair, or in a gas chamber. Oh no, they’re all for killing adults who are cognisant and aware of what is going on around them but aborting a fetus that won’t die a painful death, won’t even be aware it’s dying, and if it was aware would forget a millisecond later because it has the mental capacity of an earthworm is a no-no. Personally I think that once a person is aware of the fact he/she is alive it is the worst kind of torture to make them face their own mortality. To let them count down the hours they have left. That is the worst kind of knowledge. And don’t give me that bullshit about how those people deserve the death penalty because I’ll have to give you a speech about how the real world works and how sometimes abortion IS a legitimate option. I really think the only reason we’re one of the few developed countries that still has the death penalty is because prisons are big business and we have more prisoners than we do space in prison. So how do we make space? Kill some of the bastards.
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And now let’s watch Sarah say some really fuckin’ weird shit at a church:
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I know I’m kind of all over the place in this blog but there’s so much that upsets me about the right wing. Sarah Palin just happens to bring it all together for me. Ughh… The thing about republicans and especially the religious right that upsets me is that everything is binary. Black and white. Good and evil. But we don’t live in the simple right wing world. We live in the real world where things have some nuance. A man steals a loaf of bread. Is that wrong? He’s homeless and needs to feed his family. Is it still wrong? I’ll give you a hint. The correct answer is not “he should just get a job” or something about poor people on welfare being lazy. The correct answer is nuanced. It has about a thousand shades of gray to it.

If I had the chance to tell every right winger in the country just one thing it would be that we don’t live in simple binary land. We live in a world colored by shades of gray.

Vote Obama.
Never accept a provisional ballot- only a real one will do
Check with your county registrar before you vote. The repubs are trying to steal another election by bumping people like you and me off the voter rolls (then throw an unnecessary hissy fit over acorn).