Posts Tagged ‘vote’

Election Day

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

If by now you are still undecided you must have had brain damage at some point or a hemispherectomy. Today should be a good day. It should be the beginning of a new era in American history. it should be the end of the embarrassment of the Bush years and a time when we restore our seat of influece and become a model for which all other countries strive to be like. Dont forget to vote Barack!

On a lighter note, I applied for and got my official Porn ID in the mail today. Now I’m officially licensed to pound roast beef for money.

 

My license to mate for cash

My license to mate for cash

Like the man said, send this to five animals. Or friends. Either one works.

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

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I know no one in this video is endorsing someone but I am. You know 99% of those celebrities are voting for Barack. And so am I. If you don’t you’re obviously retarded. I will make no apologies for telling anyone voting for McCain that they are retarded. I mean c’mon, its not in your self interest.

Vote Obama or your dog gets it.